What's one of your favorite quotes?
Submitted by Georgie-boy.
"Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
-Terry Pratchett
When their numbers dwindled from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began to suspect Hungry.
"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
-Groucho Marx
"It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity."
– Dave Barry
"The world is full of willing people — some willing to work and some willing to let them."
– Robert Frost
"I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting."
– Ronald Reagan
Remaining time multiplied by distress is constant.
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."
– Rich Cook
"A good programmer is someone who looks both ways before crossing a one-way street."
– Doug Linder
Genetics: If your parents didn't have any children, neither will you.
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