Archive for April, 2007

‘Scuse Me While I Kiss This Guy

So my wife and I went to the Biltmore House this weekend for our kid-free getaway, and had a really great time.  I'm going to wait until I pull the pictures off my camera to write about it, but there was was one conversational gem on our drive into the estate grounds that I just had to write up before I forgot:

Dee: So I've heard that they have beer and coyotes on the estate…

Me: What did you just say?

Dee: Oh wait, I said beer, didn't I?  I meant BEAR and coyotes on the estate…

Me: Oh, that makes more sense.  I thought you said BEER AND CODEINE on the estate.

Dee: (Laughs)

Me: And I was thinking….wow, what kind of tourist location are they running here?!?

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QotD: Danger Is My Middle Name

    When was the last time you did something dangerous? 

    Submitted by Ross

This is a hard one…back when I was younger and a little more carefree, I did lots of dangerous stuff.  I remember the time I went mountain biking and had my bike (with me on it) slip off the trail and roll/fall down a 70 degree slope.  I managed to get free of the bike after a couple of rotations, and while I slid to a stop soon after, my bike was only stopped by the small tree that it broke in half when it hit.  My bike was fine; the tree was dead meat.  I started calling my old huffy mountain bike "The Tank" after that.

But I digress.  Lately, I've been playing it pretty safe.  I wear a helmet (and make my daughter wear one) when we go for a bike ride.  I obey traffic laws (mostly).  I'm not saying I don't get the old adrenaline going, but none of the stuff I do I'd really consider dangerous anymore.

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So I guess, thinking back, the last dangerous thing I did was eat a bag of chips in my wife's presence while she was in labor at the hospital.  And for those of you laughing, have you ever thought to how a woman restricted from eating for 18+ hours and in excruciating pain from contractions would feel about you eating a snack in her vicinity?  Yeah, that was living on the edge, I'll tell you.

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Pulling Teeth at the Office – And No, I’m Not a Dentist

(Discussion with a coworker yesterday)

ME: So did you ever finish off identifying what items were missing from those drawings?  I seem to recall you did the analog drawings but we hadn't done the digital ones yet.

COWORKER: Yep, they're all done.  I've gone through them all and we've reviewed those drawings.

ME: Are you sure?  I don't recall reviewing the full resulting list with you.

COWORKER: Yes, remember, we went through the items I had in my notes drawing by drawing last week.

ME: Yes, I remember that.  So that's given you the full list of things that are missing?

COWORKER: Yep.

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(Today)

ME (in email): Please send me that list of everything that is missing from the drawings so I can make sure to mark them up for the drafters to add back on.

COWORKER (on phone): I'm not sure what list you're talking about – we had the notes from the drawings I went through with you, and that's it.

ME: So you don't have the full list of items that are missing?  Remember last week when we had you making an excel spreadsheet listing all the items that had a blank where the drawing location was to be?  You told me yesterday you had the full list done.

COWORKER: Oh.  Yeah, I got tasked to do some other stuff, so I don't know where that's at.  I think we got the analog drawings done but not the digitals.  Let me check.

Frustrating. 

Good thing I'm taking off tomorrow and going away for the weekend with my wife.  And my mother-in-law is watching Violet, so it's a kid-free weekend.  Yay!

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Avoid Starting Up the Wrong App, on Your Windows Box

Today I accidentally clicked on the AutoCAD LT shortcut in my toolbar for the umpteenth time, and groaned as my computer slowed to a halt while it booted up the behemoth program.  I had to wait until it completely loaded the drawing styles, the layouts, and a blank drawing from template before I could click the "X" to close the program and get back to the thing I had actually TRIED to open.

This got me thinking to an article I had read on Lifehacker about how to prevent these mammoth applications from starting up without your permission on the mac – and whether there was an easy way to do this for Windows, too.  A quick search of the comments pointed out that there might be some freeware/shareware applications that would do this (AutoHotKey, for example), but I wanted to do it without downloading/installing any more software.  A lightbulb came on above my head – why not use a batch file?

About 5 minutes of reading gave me the code calls I needed to create a quick-and-dirty batch file (.bat) that would allow me to prompt the user whether they really wanted to open the application or not.  Typing in 'y' or 'Y' would execute the application, anything else would close the prompt without opening the program.  A few minutes of coding, a couple minutes of testing, and I was done.  Success!

Read on for step-by-step instructions for how to craft one of these execution safeguards for yourself….

1. Pick the program you're going to safeguard.  Any memory-hog program might be worthwhile to implement this on, be it PhotoShop, AutoCAD, or even something like iTunes, MS Office or Adobe Acrobat.  It's up to you what you choose.

2. Find the name and path of the executable for the program.  If you right click on the shortcut and select properties, you can see the directory path to the program, as well as the executable's name (XYZ.exe).  Take note of what this is, you'll use it in the batch file to execute this when you are prompted.

3. Create the batch file for the safeguard.  Open your favorite text editor (or notepad, if you don't have anything else, and copy in the following:

@ECHO off
cls
:start
ECHO.
set choice=
set /p choice=Do you want to open <Enter Your Program Name Here>? Y/N?  
if not '%choice%'=='' set choice=%choice:~0,1%
if '%choice%'=='Y' goto yes
if '%choice%'=='y' goto yes
goto end
:yes
START <Enter Program Executable Name Here>
goto end
:end
EXIT

Note: Replace <text> with actual custom text for your application (remove <> when you replace, too!)

Save as XYZ.bat (name is up to you – I like to name it the same as the executable it will be loading, but that's my preference) in the executable directory. 

Note – you don't have to do this, but it saves you from having to enter the application path, and you probably won't be accidentally deleting the batch file if you put it in the program file directory.
 

If your text editor won't let you save as anything but a .txt file, get a better text editor, or go to the file after you save and rename as XYZ.bat.

4. Create your shortcut from the .bat file.  The easiest way to do this is to click on the .bat file and drag to your quicklaunch toolbar, which will automatically create the shortcut there.  You can also right-click and select "create shortcut".  Either way, just create one copy for now.

5. Customize your shortcut icon.  The default .bat file icon is really ugly.  You probably want it to look just like the icon of the application shortcut you'll be replacing so you can tell what program the shortcut is for.  Easy enough to do.
    a. Right click on the shortcut and select properties.
    b. Click the "Change Icon" button – it may give you a warning that the .bat file contains no icons – just click ok and you'll be presented with a list from the default directory.
    c. Navigate to the executable you'll be replacing and select that .exe file – usually they have one or more icons embedded in the .exe that you'll then be able to choose from.  If not, try another icon from somewhere else that appeals to you.
    d. Select the one you want, hit ok, and hit ok back out of the properties box.

6. Now that you have the shortcut the way you want it, copy it to all the locations you want (quicklaunch bar, start menu, desktop, app launcher, etc).  Delete the shortcuts that link directly to the application, as you'll not be needing these anymore.

7. Congrats, you're done!  The next time you accidentally click on one of these shortcuts, you'll get a dialog box asking if you want to open the program.  You'll have to physically type 'y' or 'Y' to start it up, with any other key simply closing the prompt.  No more inadvertent computer slowdowns for bulky applications you didn't mean to open!

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Vox Hunt: It Freaked Me Out!

    Show us something that made the hairs on your neck stand up. 

    Submitted by Cece.

This Internet Explorer toolbar setup on my coworker's computer.


Seriously, that's a lot of junk.  Bonus points if you can identify them all!

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QotD: A Dream Come True

    Have you ever had a dream that came true? 

    Submitted by rescout.

Last night I dreamed I'd be posting on vox about a dream I had the night before about me posting on vox about a dream I had the night before about me posting on vox about a dream I had the night before about llamas. 

What, you didn't think I was gonna continue typing ad infinitum, did you? (Just ad nauseum).

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