So my wife and I went to the Biltmore House this weekend for our kid-free getaway, and had a really great time. I'm going to wait until I pull the pictures off my camera to write about it, but there was was one conversational gem on our drive into the estate grounds that I just had to write up before I forgot:
Dee: So I've heard that they have beer and coyotes on the estate…
Me: What did you just say?
Dee: Oh wait, I said beer, didn't I? I meant BEAR and coyotes on the estate…
Me: Oh, that makes more sense. I thought you said BEER AND CODEINE on the estate.
Dee: (Laughs)
Me: And I was thinking….wow, what kind of tourist location are they running here?!?
