You may have all seen this before, but I caught it for the first time today…it's cheered me up quite a bit since I heard the news about my cabinets.
Hopefully this pleases the Goddess Jenessa.
Archive for August 28th, 2007
CRAP!
My wife just called – we were getting our house inspected this morning so we could get the builders' to fix the stuff before the 1 year warranty was up, and she pointed out one of the kitchen cabinets where the side of the cabinet was pulling away from the bottom. Right as she pointed out the growing gap, the bottom fell out and all the dishes/plates in that cabinet fell and broke.
The inspector documented everything with pictures – I guess now it's time to get the builders to try to pay for the damages, since there's no reason that cabinet should have done that. Crap. I hope this doesn't turn into a big headache.
The DQ #6 – August 28, 2007
Dr. Evil: You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have?
Number Two: Sea Bass.
Dr. Evil: [pause] Right.
Number Two: They're mutated sea bass.
Dr. Evil: Are they ill tempered?
Number Two: Absolutely.
Dr. Evil: Oh well, that's a start.
-from Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery
Edit: Now follow along with the video, by popular request!
