Dr. Evil: You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have?
Number Two: Sea Bass.
Dr. Evil: [pause] Right.
Number Two: They're mutated sea bass.
Dr. Evil: Are they ill tempered?
Number Two: Absolutely.
Dr. Evil: Oh well, that's a start.
-from Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery
Edit: Now follow along with the video, by popular request!
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August 28th, 2007 on 10:52 AM
best quote ever. hehe…
August 28th, 2007 on 11:44 AM
are they ill tempered? heheheheh
August 28th, 2007 on 11:50 AM
Hee! You could probably go for weeks on Dr. Evil quotes alone!
August 28th, 2007 on 11:53 AM
my fave being the rotating remote control chair in outer space. when dr evil starts quoting from the exorcist…the power of christ compells you.
August 28th, 2007 on 1:38 PM
I like that one too…just a little harder to get it across in quote form here :-)
August 28th, 2007 on 1:39 PM
This won't be the last you see of Dr. Evil, you can count on that!
August 28th, 2007 on 2:12 PM
SWEET! I love Austin Power movies =)
August 28th, 2007 on 3:06 PM
The "who does number two work for" line. is that in reference to the prisoner or is it just pure potty humor?
August 28th, 2007 on 3:21 PM
If I recall, Number Two is the 2nd in command in Dr. Evil's crew. Austin Powers is drowning a hitman in a toilet while he's interrogating him with that line, so it's pretty much potty humor. Literally.
August 28th, 2007 on 9:19 PM
number 2 is the highest ranking character that number 6 comes into contact with in the prisoner. Number 6 is always trying to find out what side number 2 is on and who he works for.
August 28th, 2007 on 10:10 PM
Aha!!! You totally went over my head with that the first time, but now I understand :-) Nice…
August 29th, 2007 on 12:37 AM
Dr. Evil rocks! Of course, quotes from these movies work best if they come with a clip….because its all about the voice! haha! :)
August 29th, 2007 on 9:09 AM
You are so right…adding right now…
August 29th, 2007 on 12:24 PM
hahaha…..most excellent! thanks for adding the clip!