Actual conversation overheard in line on Thursday.  I am not making any of this up, including the choice phrases used:

Customer 1: Hey, isn't that the Treasury of State?  Greenstein or something?

Customer 2
: Yeah.  But it's not Greenstein…it's Greenberg or something.

Customer 1
: I dunno his name.  What's he doing on The View?

Customer 2
: Didn't he get kicked out of office or something for some kind of scandal?

Customer 1
: I think he resigned.  Some sort of thing with that girl who he got special favors from.

Customer 2
: You mean like Clinton?

Customer 1
: No, no.  Like he helped her get her position, that sort of thing.

Excuse me while I go hit my head against the wall a couple dozen times.  I'm afraid whatever they have might be catching, and I want to get rid of it before it gets me, too.

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