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The Friday Drabble #7: Breaking the Laws of Physics

Getting back into the whole writing thing again – I’m actually on a plane as this gets posted but once I have a little more time I’ll get a few other posts up that I’ve been working on.

Fridays are the days I post one or two “drabble“, the 100-word stories that test your ability to convey an entire story idea in an extremely brief format.  Feel free to join in and write your own 100 word stories on Fridays, and tag them with “friday drabble”.  Link to them in the comments and/or on Twitter with the hashtag #fridaydrabble.


Breaking the Laws of Physics

For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.

That was basic physics.  Even high school students knew it.  Felix, the biggest nerd in town, definitely knew it.  But every rule has exceptions; every law is made to be broken.

So that Thursday, when the school bully made his usual attempts to humiliate and terrorize Felix (wedgies, toilet swirlies, and petty thefts of lunch money), Felix didn’t react like a victim.  Hands trembling, he cocked the hammer of his grandfather’s borrowed pistol, aimed the barrel, and fired.

All the teachers said Felix was going places.  How right they were.

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TypePad Users Beware!

With the news yesterday that company VideoEgg is buying and absorbing SixApart into a new tech advertising firm called SAY Media, there is concern that their new focus on advertising and the business user will lead to alienation and exile of the “fun bloggers” who use their TypePad and MovableType products.

Although there’s nothing out there right now about how long SAY Media plans to continue to support their TypePad product for regular users, they have already made statements to the effect that they plan to lose some of the blogging community to WordPress over their business moves.

If I were a TypePad user right now, I’d start considering moving to another platform (or at least have a backup planned) in case they pull another “Vox Eviction” over on TypePad. It can’t hurt to have a backup elsewhere, and now’s the time to do it.

Exporting from TypePad to another platform is difficult. With tools already in place to export from Vox to WordPress, Posterous, and Blogger, I’d highly recommend anyone who only exported to TypePad consider also exporting to one of these other blogging platforms. Even if you don’t use your backup right now, it will be good to have on-hand if SAY Media gives TypePad users the old heave-ho in a few months, when it “turns out” that hosting bloggers doesn’t fit into the new advertising business model.

As for SAY media – I don’t see this as a good move for either company.  Yes, there is a lot of money to be made in advertising out there, but I don’t know that either infrastructure is going to provide enough leverage to give them an edge over one of the existing advertising consortiums out there (i.e. Google).  They’re saying that their media presence in the industry will give them an audience of 345 million people.  Since advertisers are known to inflate their numbers to those POTENTIALLY viewing ads instead of those who actually do view the ads, I tend to view these numbers with a bit of incredulity.  They DO have some quality products that, if leveraged correctly, could keep a captive audience for their advertising dollars.  However, the statements they’re making right now and the lack of consideration they seem to be showing towards the average “fun blogger” seems indicative of a mass exodus of non-business users from their blogging platform and possibly a loss of a large chunk of their so-called 345 million pairs of eyes (and future revenues).

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QotW: All I Need to Know About Life I Learned From TV

Thanks to CapnStephel, us ex-Voxers have a Question of the Week.  So without further ado, here are 10 things I picked up from television that have stuck with me (often against my better judgement)!

  1. No matter how cool and foolproof your Rube Goldberg-inspired contraption is, it will never successfully fulfill its purpose unless you are (unintentionally) on the receiving side.
  2. No matter how perilous or precarious the position of the protagonist, they will always, always triumph over the bad guys by the end of the episode (unless of course, it’s TO BE CONTINUED!)
  3. Tea. Earl Grey. Hot. is the best and most desirable beverage. EVER.
  4. Every high school clique has at least one jock, one nerd, one preppy troublemaker, one cheerleader, one trendy fashionista, and one know-it-all crusader.  In spite of their differences, they’ll always hang out together, or at least have no issues with spending time together.
  5. Even though the good guys will always triumph over evil, it’s more than likely that the main bad-guy will somehow miraculously escape to devise and carry out new and even more dastardly plots against the forces of good in the future.
  6. There may be flying cars, jetpacks, and robot maids in your future, but don’t get too excited – gender stereotypes and dead-end jobs will still exist, too!
  7. It does no good to keep your problems from your parents.  All you’re going to do is get yourself into even more trouble and when (not if, but when) they finally find out, everyone will know it all could have been avoided if you just told them what was going on in the first place.
  8. Out of all the possible potential food items available on Earth, aliens will always choose to eat cats over anything else.
  9. Saving the day only ever requires 2 paperclips, a ballpoint pen, a wad of chewing gum, a piece of string, and a strong background in science.  The string is optional if you’re facing bad guys with guns.
  10. A cartoon was only really cool if they sold merchandise to go with it.  (Luckily, it was pretty hard to get a cartoon on TV in the ’80s if it WASN’T selling merchandise.)

So, how about you? Any pearls of wisdom that you picked up from TV during your childhood?

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Goodbye Vox! *sniff, sniff*

NOTE: This was a post over on Vox that I’ve exported over since the service is shutting down.

Tomorrow’s the last day you are allowed to post anything on Vox, but this will be my final post here.  I’m planning to keep up my writing over at http://rossotron.com and hope folks will continue to stop by over there.  Everyone who has sent me posts or comments with their new blog addresses have had their new sites bookmarked and I’m adding everyone to my RSS feeds, WordPress Subscriptions, and whatnot.

I started a blog back in March 2002 on a site called Diaryland, after a friend of mine started writing there [edit: wow, I just checked and the content is still over there! Crazy...] When I transferred my blog to a self-hosted MovableType installation in 2004, I hand-copied and pasted all my entries over to the new blog.  That was fun for a time, but I didn’t really have anyone reading my blog there, since it wasn’t publicized in any way and I didn’t really go through any effort to spread the word.

Things got a whole lot easier and a whole lot more fun when I joined Vox in early 2007, and started adding people to my Vox neighborhood.  Suddenly there was a whole community of people who were warm, kind, thoughtful and thought-provoking, all of whom seemed ready to extend a welcoming embrace to new Vox members.  I posted 370 entries in the last 10 months of 2007 (about 8 posts a week), and made some lasting friendships that I value dearly.  Although my posting activity declined in the following years, I became a more active participant in other people’s blogs and comment-threads, and love that even years later, I can go back and read some of those threads and get as much enjoyment and entertainment out of them as I did the first time I participated in those dialogues.  One of my favorites, looking back, is “If Real Life Were Like Vox” – definitely brings back memories of all the good times the folks in my ‘hood had here.

I’m more than a little sad about the Vox Diaspora that has taken place.  My neighborhood has been scattered to the ends of the internet.  Some folks ended up over on TypePad, some on WordPress, and others chose different routes, including LiveCloud and self-hosted blogs.  I hope to be able to keep following everyone, but in my heart I worry that some of the bonds we’ve formed over the years will be weakened, or even broken.  I am not sure there’ll be another Vox in our future, but we’ll all cherish the fun times we had as a Neighborhood, and I know that I’m going to use this as an impetus to get writing again, and hopefully move forward.  It won’t be the same, but hopefully it’ll be just as good.

Goodbye Vox.  I’ll miss you.

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L’Shanah Tovah!

Happy new year to all those folks out there celebrating Rosh Hashanah starting tonight!  May you have a happy and blessed year, filled with peace, health, prosperity and joy for you and yours.

And I know it’s a repost, but I find this comic just as funny every time I see it – hopefully you will too!

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Goodbye Vox??? (aka How to Pack Your Bags and Regroup)

NOTE: This was a post over on Vox that I’ve exported over since the service is shutting down.

Edit: Upon re-reading my post, I realize I sounded a little bitter and accusatory of SixApart.  I am sure their decision to scrap Vox and move everyone out is not one they made easily or without consideration for the dedicated members of the Vox community.  The efforts they have gone through to provide export tools to TypePad and Flickr shows that they do care about the people that made Vox great, and they hope that those folks will have enough faith in them to follow them over to the platform that they DO plan to focus their attentions on.  I’m revising my post below to be a little less negative and try to focus more on what people can do to keep their content, wherever they decide to go from here.

I’ve been away from Vox for quite some time now, for work reasons and family commitments.  In fact, I probably wouldn’t even be posting this today if it wasn’t for the announcement that Vox has decided to close its doors and bulldoze the community that has been slipping away quietly in dribs and drabs as people became dissatisfied with what in the recent years has become a sort of pariah of the SixApart group.  As support for the Vox platform declined, so did the number of users who cared to deal with the idiosyncrasies of the tools, poor server loads, and influx of spam comments.  But now even those who stuck around through it all will need to make a decision.  The word is out folks, and it’s time to pack your bags hit the road.  Luckily, there’s a lot of handy tools and helpful instructions out there to insure that you don’t lose your content, and can hopefully transition on to bigger and better things on another blogging platform.

SixApart’s primary suggestion is that you transition your Vox blog to TypePad, another one of their blogging products, and one which, based on Steve’s recent post and comments below, looks to have A LOT of good people and support behind it to make it a fun and worthwhile product.  Although I have not used it (and thus really can’t express an opinion on it), I do recommend you give their Export to TypePad tool a chance and see what all the hooplah is about.  If you don’t like it, there are other export options that you can do that I’ll go into more detail about.

Right now, your options to export your Vox blog are as follows:

1) Export your blog (posts, photos, and audio) to a free TypePad blog
2) Export your photos and videos to a Flickr account (free or paid Pro)
3) Export your blog (posts, photos) to an alternative service such as WordPress or Posterous

Note: These are not mutually exclusive – you can export your blog + photos and audio to TypePad, and then export your photos + videos to flickr, and do another export of your blog to WordPress or the like)

Vox has #1 and #2 covered in pretty good detail – while logged in, go to www.vox.com and read the info there to see the links to export to TypePad or Flickr.  Also, more info can be found at closing.vox.com – including details of when you’ll not be allowed to post anymore, and when you’ll not be allowed to get your data any more.

As for #3, my suggestion?  Export to a WordPress blog.  Even if you don’t think you’re going to use WordPress, they will automatically import your Vox blog (posts and pictures – sorry, it still doesn’t do video or music) using their import tool.  Once there, you can easily export your entire blog contents to a single file that can be imported to almost any of the big named blogging platforms out there (there’s either direct import or conversion tools).  Plus, your pictures will be hosted by WordPress until you can find somewhere else that you want to host them.

Please note that you can either do a WordPress.com blog (i.e. they host it there) or a self-hosted installation of WordPress on your own site.  If you want to import to a self-hosted wordpress blog without any intervening steps, follow the instructions here to install the import plugins on your self-hosted installation and go to it.

If you’re not a WordPress fan and don’t want to try TypePad, you can also check out Posterous.  Vox has details and the link to export to Posterous here.  There are also tools that will allow you to import a WordPress blog into Blogger, if that’s more of your thing – just export to WP and then use one of those tools to transfer over.

I’d love for my Vox neighborhood to leave me comments to this post for where I can best keep in touch with you.  Just because I’ve been absent from Vox doesn’t mean I want to lose touch with those folks I used to converse with regularly.  It’s still going to be a little bit before I’m back in the office and around a computer all day (and thus have time to start posting again) but I’m not giving up on blogging and don’t want to stop reading everyone else’s funny, insightful, and entertaining blogs just because SixApart decided to nix Vox.

If you guys want to find me, I’ll be porting my blog over to http://rossotron.com .  I’ll transfer over any comments from this post, too, so if you want to use this as a reference for where to find people, you can check for the related post over on that site to see where people think they’ll end up, at least in the interim.

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