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The Friday Drabble #10: Treats or Tricks?

Time for a special Halloween-themed Friday Drabble!  Join in with your own 100 word stories on Fridays, and tag them with “friday drabble”.  Link to them in the comments and/or on Twitter with the hashtag #fridaydrabble.


George loathed Halloween. He planned to lay low while the neighborhood kids made their rounds, begging treats from strange adults.

“WAAAAH!” he screamed, spying the man in the corner.

Floating.

Above the ground.

“Friendly neighborhood poltergeist here,” the apparition moaned. “I’m supposed to give you a heads’ up about the new Participation Law. Any folks that don’t hand out candy get haunted until next Halloween.”

As George shuffled down the candy aisle, a young man caught his eye.

“It’s gotta be a trick, right?”

George shrugged, and sighed. He was NOT looking forward to the Easter Bunny’s visit next spring.


QotW: Halloween Costumes

The Vox Diaspora Question of the Week is:

When you were young, what was your favorite Halloween costume? Even better if you have pictures to share!

My absolute favorite costume from when I was a kid is one I can’t remember wearing – for good reason.  I was just over 1 year old at the time.  It was a tiger costume that a friend of the family made and gave to my parents after I was born.

Ross as a Halloween Tiger (1980) Ross at Halloween (1980)

Of course, the costume was so well-made that it got passed on to my brothers, who each wore it in turn.  Then my parents boxed it up and put it away, only to pull it out in time to give to Dee and I for our kids to wear!

Bumblebee and Tiger going for a rideTiger ROARS!

I’m not sure what we’re going to do with the costume now – probably box it up and pass it on to someone else in the family when they have a little one the same age…

As for costumes as I grew older – I can’t remember many of them, but think that a vampire was one of my standard go-to costumes.  Mostly because it just required a vinyl cape & plastic fangs.  The mask was optional, but made me feel cooler:

Ross, Ben and David at Halloween 1986 (Note Ben the Happy Transformer and David the Tiger as we prepare to go trick-or-treating together)


The Monday Morning Haiku #3

Somebody brought in
chocolate chip cookie cake.
My day is complete.

A little slice of YUM


Cryptozoology in the Home

Cryptozoology, as you may or may not know, refers to the “search for animals which are considered to be legendary or otherwise nonexistent by mainstream biology.”  This includes the search for Bigfoot, or Chupacabra, as well as efforts to find living examples of animals considered to be extinct (such as dinosaurs or dodo birds).

My daughter isn’t familiar with the term, but she’s obviously familiar with the concept.  We were talking the other evening about pretend/fanciful animals, and she decided she needed to develop some visual aids for our discussion.  After some brainstorming, she decided on the following:

Yes, that is a rainbow-striped, 11-legged, two-tailed zebra.  She’s pretty sure it lives in the “forest” behind our house and hopes to one day capture it on film.

She also drew a 10-tailed cat and a dog with rubbery/elastic wiggly-legs, but refused to let me publish her findings on these animals, as “They are not real, Daddy”.


Postpone the OAuthcalypse – Basic Authentication and Command Line Tools for Twitter

A little while ago, Twitter decided to get rid of “basic authentication” for all third party tools (i.e. login and passwords) and force them to use OAuth as a more secure and user-friendly means of using their service.  This event, affectionately known as the OAuthcalypse among the tech community, caused many people to throw their hands up in disgust as they realized that many of their scripts and tools would now be obsolete – that is, unless they spent time and effort revamping them to use OAuth.

Luckily, there’s a simpler solution for all those folks out there – using a website that handles the OAuth handshake for you lets you essentially proxy your Twitter calls through an authorized site, meaning you can hang on to your scripts and tools with minimal modifications.

The easiest solution I’ve found out there is SuperTweet.net.  Designed to transparently replace direct calls to Twitter, SimpleTweet does all the heavy lifting and has quite an extensive API to utilize.  Setup is relatively quick and painless (see details below) and for the most simple one-line tweeting solutions, just requires you replacing your Twitter password with your SuperTweet password, and changing the URL you hit to the SimpleTweet gateway URL.

An alternate solution, and one I’ve had only partial success with, is Elliot Kember’s Simple Auth Twitter.  Although it boasts an easier setup (basically, click one link and you’ve got everything set up for you), it appears to be more limited in what you can do on Twitter via the proxy, and requires you to change your format of your scripts to hit a custom URL for each status tweet.  Although it worked for me on unix-based systems, I could not get it to work via curl for Windows.

My recommendation, if you like to tweet from the command line or have a script/tool that needs to do so, is use SimpleTweet.net to replace your old basic authentication calls to Twitter.  It took me about 2 minutes to set up and edit my scripts to use this, and they’ve worked flawlessly since then.  Sure, there’s a third party in the loop now, but if the alternative is learning OAuth or giving up on my scripts entirely, I’ll happily take the quick & dirty solution and go about the rest of my day doing something more fun.


How to Set Up SuperTweet.net – Step by Step instructions

1) If you’re not already signed in, login into Twitter via the Twitter homepage with the account you want to use with SuperTweet’s API Proxy

2) Go to the SuperTweet.net homepage and click the “Sign in With Twitter” button to get to the Twitter authorization page

1signin 3) Click the “Allow” button to allow “MyAuth API Proxy by supertweet.net” access to your Twitter account.  This is the step where they’re setting up the OAuth handshake for you so you can use SuperTweet as a proxy without having to do OAuth yourself.

2allow 4) You’ll be returned to the SuperTweet site, with a page that shows the credentials that are set up for your account.  Right now, the account is Inactive because you have not set up a password.  Click the “Activate” link to set up a password.

3activate 4) On the next screen, enter the password you want to use with your command-line tools.  Note: They recommend NOT using your Twitter password here to add a little extra safety to your account.  Most command line tools are going to transmit this password in the clear, so it’s probably a good idea to use an alternate password.

4password 5) You should now be returned to the credentials page, with a note next to your status saying your account is active.  Congratulations, you can now use SuperTweet as a proxy for your Twitter calls!

Here’s an example to get you started – if you want to tweet your status from the command line, use the following one-liner:

curl -u your_twitter_username_here:your_SuperTweet_password_here -d status="Status you want tweeted goes here" http://api.supertweet.net/1/statuses/update.xml

(Curl for Windows uses arguments slightly differently, but it’s similar enough that I think you can figure it out.)

The full list of API calls is available here. Lots of possibilities out there if you want to get more complex, but I think most people just want their script/tool to be able to tweet status info based on the outcome of their script, which is what I’ve listed above.

Hope this helps you out, letting you continue to use those scripts/tools you wrote and Twitter broke with their OAuthcalypse!


The Monday Morning Haiku #2

Whoever invents
OTC caffeine IVs
will rule our planet.


Not much to report today – Dee was diagnosed with strep throat this past Thursday, so I took off work on Friday to take care of the Color Princess and the Tenacious Bean and try to let the wife rest as much as possible while the antibiotics did their thing.  Luckily she’s feeling better in time to begin the work week without me around the house, so now we’ll just keep our fingers crossed that no one else in Casa de Bedlam catches a case of the dreaded strep. 

The CP had her penultimate soccer game of the season on Saturday, and played her best yet – I attribute it to a combination of my practicing with her during the week and talks Dee and I have had with her about being a good sport, trying hard, and  also trying to have fun.  If you compare her behavior to that of earlier in the season when she threw a pout-tantrum on the field when someone didn’t kick the ball her way, she’s improved so far beyond where she was it’s like a different little 5 year old out there.  Next up for the CP is the Daisies (i.e. youngest branch of the Brownies/Girl Scouts).  She seems excited after 1 troop meeting, and her cousin is in the same troop with her, so it sounds promising.

Yesterday, after taking the CP to Sunday School (and wandering around the mall for an hour with the Bean while waiting to pick her back up), we went over to that same cousin’s house for her Halloween-themed birthday party.  It was a really cute idea – all the kids got to dress up in their Halloween costumes a few weeks early, and get some extra use out of them.  Even the adults got in on the action; I picked up something cheap from Wal-Mart for myself, and it turns out that Wal-Mart’s default pirate costume is actually a gay pirate costume – I am getting up the courage to post one of the pictures here so you guys can laugh as hard and as long as all the rest of the adults did at the party on Sunday.  Trust me, Johnny Depp’s got nothing on me in this getup.  (Wait, let me rephrase that – Captain Jack Sparrow appears to be a drunk, TASTEFUL gay pirate. I, on the other hand, was a drunk, cheap tart of a gay pirate.  But you can call me Captain Tightpants.)

So today I’m desperately trying to stay awake while I play catch-up on the stuff I should have finished on Friday.  It’s going to be a busy day, I think, but being back home full-time means ANY workday feels like a little bit of a holiday, knowing that I get to go home and see my wife and kids at the end of the day.  Guess I’ll not take that for granted again!


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