It’s probably a good thing Superman built his Fortress of Solitude out of ice & crystal instead of Girl Scout cookies. I think he would have received a sudden influx of new neighbors, Arctic wasteland or no Arctic wasteland.
Oh yes, did I mention your Girl Scout cookies have arrived? $4 a box, please form an orderly queue, and line-jumpers will be shot on sight.
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February 22nd, 2012 on 8:52 PM
Goodness me! I had a peanut butter GS cookie at a friend’s house last night. It was the first time I’d seen them in years. I really do like their chocolate mint cookies.
February 23rd, 2012 on 12:33 PM
It took me three days to lug in the cookies on the subway. It was so much easier when I drove to work. I made the girls sort, bag, and label the cookies before I brought them in.
February 23rd, 2012 on 12:46 PM
Budd, that’s brilliant! I’m going to have my daughter start doing the same thing starting next year….
February 24th, 2012 on 12:20 PM
Also, it’s hard to keep your Super-Abs looking Super, when you’re downing that many cookies.