Bad Credit? No Credit? No SSN? Okay!

I just heard from someone here at work (unconfirmed) that Bank of America is now issuing credit cards to people who do not have social security numbers. No, not that you don't have to give your SSN to be approved, but that you don't have to HAVE one to be approved.

Somehow I don't think the constitution lists among our inalienable rights the right to be up to your ears in debt. But hey, now even our illegal immigrants can join us in our indebted state. Let's hear it for the land of opportunity!  Woohoo!

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Sweet Dreams

So I'm taking a preventative medicine for malaria (Larium) since I'm going to go to India next week and want to make sure that if I get bit by any little skeeters that I don't get the POTENTIALLY DEADLY DISEASE (emphasis from the information on malaria given by my doctor). The doctor said that the possible side effects were minor and most people only complained of "strange dreams".

Well, I've definitely had some strange dreams. I dreamt one night that I had decided to switch careers and become the head of the Chinese mafia. In my dream, my wife was fully supportive of this profession change, even when it meant I had to start whacking people.

And then there was the dream where I was a shark, living in a large man-made freshwater pond with other sharks. I could communicate with one of the humans (a female who shared a mutual love with me, don't ask, it didn't get into details) and we were the go-betweens for a full set of trade provisions between the humans and the sharks. I think the humans wanted to fish the pond and the sharks were willing to let them for some manufactured goods, but I'm a bit fuzzy on the details. Anyway, there was this sudden disaster and all the food supply for the sharks suddenly went missing, and the sharks started attacking humans. I, with the help of my human ambassador/lover counterpart, negotiated a new peace treaty whereby the sharks promised not to attack any humans provided they fed us each 3 rabbits a day. (Again, don't ask, I don't know any more than that).

The funny thing is, I hardly ever remember my dreams. And these are so vivid that I remember them long after I wake up. Which is pretty cool. If not for the dizzyness, headaches, and achy/fever I'm also getting from the Larium, I'd be all about staying on the medication, just to get some pretty darn cool dreams out of it!

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Oh To Be (A) Regular

I've never really been considered a "regular" anywhere (you know, a "regular" at a restaurant, pool hall, bar, etc). Partially because I've never had the time to commit to going to the same place all the time, and partially because I've never had the desire to. But all that changed today, at, of all places, Bojangles fast food restaurant.

Since I moved down to North Carolina, I've been going to this specific Bojangles restaurant fairly often on my way to work. They don't have Bojangles in the north and I really like their spicy chicken sandwiches and biscuits (and their coffee isn't half bad, either).

So anyway, for $3.71 a day, I can grab a cajun filet biscuit and a large coffee on my way to work, without driving out of my way or waiting in a long line. I'm usually back in my car and on the road within minutes, but that doesn't mean I haven't left a "lasting" impression on some of the people who work there.

One of the guys there (Jamel) started to recognize me in the mornings, and said hi to me every day, and pretty soon all the employees working the register recognized me by face (or when I'm wearing my packer hat, recognize me by hat). I started to get a little preferential treatment in some cases (pushing my small order ahead of large orders, even if they had also ordered the same sandwich). But it wasn't until today that Jamel knew exactly what I was going to order and entered it into the register without me having to say a word. So now, there are no two doubts about it, I'm officially a regular at the Bojangles of Harrisburg…at least for a few short minutes in the morning. Not my ideal place to be a regular, but hey, everyone's gotta start somewhere, right? Now I just need to move my way up to being a regular at the main dining establishment in Trump tower….

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DD Blues

Well, tonight was a big flop. Not only did I not participate in NaDruWriNi (National Drunken Writing Night, for those not in the loop), I didn't get to participate in the activities I squandered my precious drunken writing time for in the first place.

See, my wife and I are looking to have a second child. And she's fertile. And she's all up on scheduling sex to ensure we hit the fertile period. And Saturday night was the first night of the month to try. And she had planned an adults' night out with her sisters and their spouses. And she didn't want me to drink much so we could make sure to have sex.

So I volunteered to be the DD. And I expected to have a couple beers, lay off and by the end of dinner (when I expected we'd be going home), I'd be straight-sober and ready for the drive…and all subsequent activities. But when my wife and everyone else started to intersperse shots with their pitchers of beer, and decided to wait a whole hour and a half at our restaurant JUST TO SEE THE START OF THE KARAOKE, and then decided to stay for 3 more hours so they could get in queue to sing a song that they didn't know half the words to, things went downhill. I recall early on in the evening that someone brought up the idea of going to play pool instead of hanging out at the restaurant all night, which I heartily endorsed. But then the next pitcher of beer came and the thought was forgotten/dropped, and I didn't bring it back up to spoil what was obviously an enjoyable time for those folks partaking of the alcoholic libations.

Anyway, I was bored out of my mind, didn't feel much like talking to anyone (especially after inebriation set in), and was getting a headache from the smoke (did I mention that 3 of my wife's family smoke, even though it is obviously causing health problems for them?) and the loud noise. But I figured I'd be a good sport and wait it out.

So come midnight, we shuffle/stumble/trip/hop/dance out of the restaurant and my wife starts to feel ill. Suddenly. So a speedy drive to drop off her family turns into a speedy drive to our house, so she can go get sick in her own toilet, followed by my shuttle service to each of the other houses, a trip to the gas station (dangerously low), and a final arrival at our house just in time to catch my wife slipping into a drunken sleep, from which she will wake multiple times this evening in her restless state, cursing the booze that did this to her and avowing it will not happen next time (until next time comes, that is). Let's just hope the baby doesn't get up too often tonight…

Yes, I shouldn't be too bitter. I did have some enjoyable bits in the evening. Listening to someone sing "Bodies" by Drowning Pool and getting all the screaming parts down pat was pretty damn cool. But overall, I just didn't have the time I thought I was going to have, and it makes me a little bit hesitant to want to ever volunteer to be a DD again. I'd rather be safe than sorry, of course, but maybe next time I am feeling like I did tonight, I'll just volunteer to come back and pick everyone up when they're ready to go. It'll save me some hours where I'm wishing I was somewhere else, and everyone else should be having a little more fun knowing that everyone sitting at the table is having just as much fun as they are.

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The Drive By…or What You Can Hear on My Drive Home…

*Transcripted from drive home on 10/26*

I still am not sure I like the word "blog" (which makes it ironic, considering the title of this one). I don't like "journal" or "diary" either – they sound too little-girlish for what this is supposed to be for me. I guess weblog is okay, but I've got to think of another word…I'll ponder that for a while.

Just recorded a 5 Minutes of Violet entry on this drive home today, and was thinking about how I really want to write more, but haven't spent any time doing it. I guess that's like saying, "I want money, but I don't want to work". Sort of nonsensical – but I'm not exactly sure yet what I'm going to do, since I've been spending so much time trying to get the house in order, and I've got to have a little bit of free time to watch some TV or read a book or listen to audiobooks, right? But I guess writing could be my fun thing to do in my spare time, so I have to think about that a little more and decide what to give up to allow me the time for writing.

I don't think I can invest enough time to participate in the NaNoWriMo activity this year. A novel of 50,000 words in the month of November is definitely beyond my reach right now, and I know that, and I know that I can't be that ambitious in my goals right now. But I do have a couple short-story ideas that I wouldn't mind outlining and fluffing out the details and pushing out a couple 5-10,000 word stories over the next few months.

I know the quality of those won't be all that good on these stories, especially on the first few drafts, but I heard a really interesting podcast on 43 Folders about the "shitty first draft", and I think that's sort of been holding me back – I've wanted to make things perfect the first time around and so I haven't written anything. And yes, my writing isn't great, but I think if I do that shitty first draft, and get my ideas out there, I can pound out a few thousand words, and fine tune it, and expand it, and come up with something halfway decent.

I was talking on my 5 Mins on Violet about Halloween this year, and that's going to be really fun. We're going to take Violet trick-or-treating for her first time, and she's dressing up in the tiger outfit that I wore, when I was 2 years old. It is a costume that was hand-made by a friend of my parents, with little orange and black onesie pajamas, with a little tail, and a hood with tiger ears. We tried it on Violet and it looks sooo adorable on her. So we'll put it on her, and take some pictures, and take her around to get some candy for Dee and myself to eat – Violet's too young still and there's no way I'm letting her get a cavity before she's 2 years old (now after, that's another story! :P )

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