Note to the lady driver of the SUV in this picture:

If your car has a yellow ribbon with "Share the Road" and a bicycle emblazoned on it, it's probably best to exhibit the same courtesy to other drivers that you are claiming you demonstrate to your two-wheeler friends, namely:

DON'T DRIVE ON THE DAMNED SHOULDER AND PASS THREE CARS (including me) JUST TO CUT INTO THE TRAFFIC FLOW AT THE LAST SECOND (right in front of me, forcing me to slam on my brakes) TO GET TO YOUR FINAL DESTINATION 5 SECONDS FASTER!

If you avoid doing this in the future, you might refrain from looking like a huge ass, and it just might save you from getting rear-ended by a less awake (or aware) driver than myself.

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