Coffee won’t cut it;
Do you have something stronger
To get me moving?

I’m really not sure what the deal is, but I’m moving in slow motion this morning.  Everything is taking about twice as long as it should.  If I didn’t have this important project to finish up, I’d seriously consider climbing under my desk, George Costanza-style, taking a nap, and trying to reboot the workday.  I still may do it if I don’t “wake up” and get moving in the next hour or so…